This evening Jess and I learnt New Orleans’ style booty bouncing from Miss Big Freedia! Not only am now ready for Meredith, I feel I may of sweated out my entire being. Here’s some things I learnt about bouncing;

• it’s not about how much a$$ you have, it’s about fluidity of bone movement
• it is physically possible to bounce so hard your belt unbuckles and comes loose
• to see if you’ve doing the moves correctly you booty bounce against someone else’s butt, this has left Jess and I will very little boundaries left
• The focus is on the ‘puss-ay’, if you do not have a physical one you will become acquainted with your etheric ‘pussy’
• Every second word should be pussy or grinding
• So much grinding
• The instructor had this t shirt with two mountains and the words ‘azz everywhere’ underneath. I want this shirt.
•  I now understand lyrics such as, sweaty in da club, til the sweat drips down ma balls, ect